Twitthair: hair-related tweets of the month

Whether you're a Twitter addict or simply curious, it's time to take a look at some hair-related tweets. Here we go!

Curious pests

Y'a des gens qui dansent dans ses cheveux pic.twitter.com/4RRiICpE3n
— Q (@BegeyOfficiel) 10 dcembre 2016

#There are people dancing in his hair

@BegeyOfficiel isn't just a fan of tweeting, he has an eye for spotting the obvious too. YES, there are people dancing in his hair!

The hairless wonder

je perds tellement mes cheveux je sais pas comment a se fait que j'en ai encore sur ma tte
— gomarlasuperstar (@margauxjqa) 4 dcembre 2016

#I've lost so much of my hair I don't know how I still have any left on my head

Don't worry Margaux, although on average we lose between 30 and 80 hairs a day, a head of hair has between 100,000 and 150,000 hairs, so there is a long way to go! Also, the change from summer to autumn/winter has an impact on our hair with greater hair loss in certain months due to seasonal changes.

No overcooked baguettes please

quand tu sais pas si tu veux faire CAP coiffure ou boulangerie pic.twitter.com/NvORk573ok
— irasane tu pu (@T_115_) 7 dcembre 2016

#When you don't know if you are getting an NVQ in hairdressing or baking

No need to choose between them @T_115_, you've come up with a great idea! By following this fabulous tradition, your locks will be straight... dead straight, or should we say bread straight!

Life's too hard

J'ai hte de rincer mes cheveux c'est dsagrable mort de dormir avec de l'huile de ricin
— (@cheoreom_b) 4 dcembre 2016

#I can't wait to rinse my hair, sleeping with castor oil in is a nightmare!

Ah yes @cheoreom, wmee feel your pain, but it takes what it takes to strengthen your locks! Applying a good amount to your hair whilst watching a film and washing it out after is more than enough.

In a trance from being stroked

Quand quelqu'un joue dans mes cheveux pic.twitter.com/jUce845bEP
— Hml (@HmlMr) 11 dcembre 2016

#When someone plays with my hair

Someone looks tired...is their hair really that thick?

Studies show some men trump others in the hair loss department

Selon une tude Amricaine, 4 hommes sur 5 perdent leurs cheveux en buvant de l'eau. pic.twitter.com/nbBNYb7zFY
— KwesMat (@kwesmat) 10 dcembre 2016

#According to an American study, 4 out of 5 men lose their hair by drinking water

The proof is in the image.

The figures have spoken

Prfrez-vous perdre vos cheveux ou devenir trs poilue ?
— Prfrez-vous ? (@PreferezVous_) 7 dcembre 2016

#Would you prefer to lose your hair or become extremely hairy?

- 37% lose your hair

- 63% become very hairy

OK, we understand why you'd want to have hair. But with having to style your excessive arm hair with mousse and 30 birds following their new nest around, what would you choose?